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The Last Temptation of The Black Hood Ch.4 -END- In the midst of my edgy thinking, I didn’t even realize I had entered a very fancy dining room, until a deep and somewhat sexy voice spoke to me, “Are you the one they call The Black Hood?”
My mind snapped back to reality and I realized why they called him Chairface Chippendale. I gawked at the masculine figure before me: a tall, dapper, intimidating-looking gentleman with…oh my god, I couldn’t believe it! The guy did, in fact, have an actual chair for a head! No eyes, no nose, or even a mouth! How the hell could he see or talk to me?
“Well?” he demanded.
“Y-yes!” I blurted out, freaking out slightly. “Y-yes, I am The Black Hood. And you…you must be Chairface Chippendale?”
“Correct,” The chair-headed man said softly as he took my hand. “The pleasure is mine, madam.”
The Last Temptation of The Black Hood Ch.3 In the backseat of their car, I checked my wristwatch. 10:05 p.m., about half an hour after we left my place. Wherever this boss of theirs lived, it was quite the drive from my neck of the woods.
Boils and Zipper-neck sat up front, and the Forehead sat in the backseat next to me, listening to the baseball game and smoking some cigarettes with the windows rolled down. Tony, the Forehead’s birth name, even offered me a smoke, which I politely declined. I also had a hunch that he had a bit too much wine back at my house on account of his sudden flirtatious behavior toward me. By which I mean he kept trying to sweet-talk me.
“Say honey, after the boss gets to know ya, whaddya say you and me get to know each other better, ah?” he asked me, trying to sound suave.
I clicked my tongue in disgust and rolled my eyes at his pathetic “smooth guy” getup.
The Last Temptation of The Black Hood Ch.2 “So, how exactly did you guys find out about me?” I asked Forehead with my hood lowered. “I’ve only been living in The City for a few months or so.”
The Forehead laughed. “You kiddin’ me? Every crook in town talks about’cha,” he replied, downing his glass of wine. “But ‘til now, we thought you was a myth. Hell, we wasn’t even sure whether you was a guy or a gal.”
I cringed at two things: the idea of being the talk of the town and Forehead’s atrocious grammar. But it did made sense, because I recalled doing quite a bit more looting in The City than I did back in Indianapolis. Apparently, it was enough to make me a hot topic for the criminal underworld of this town.
I planted myself down on a red velvet chaise lounge chair and poured myself a glass. “What does your boss want with me?” I asked, daint
Sonic Riders bio--Cocoa the RabbitGeneral Info
Name: Cocoa the Rabbit
Character for: "Sonic the Hedgehog"
Voice Actor: Scarlett Johansson
Species: French Lop Rabbit
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
DOB: November 24, 1998
LOB: Gigan Prefecture
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Marital Status: In a Relationship
Team Position: Speed
Theme Song: "Huanqiutan Garden" by Oliver Shanti & Friends
Couple Theme Song: N/A
Sad Theme Song: N/A
Battle Theme Song: "Fly Me to the Moon" from Bayonetta
Build: Hourglass-like, with breasts that could rival Rouge's
Skin Color: Chocolate brown
Hair/Fur Color: Black
Eye Color: Light green
Hair Style: Long, typically worn in a low bun
Wears: Traditional samurai garb, worn very modestly with very little skin showing.
WHAT IS HE/SHE LIKE?
Personality: As if she were something that stepped out of a stereotypical samurai film, Cocoa possesses almost every characteristic of a true-blue samur
Chase Young (Lyrical Adaptation of -Discord-)[Verse 1]
I'm not afraid of lizard men
But when he strikes us, then
All the bets we ever made are off
He is somewhere in the dark, you know
We can still stop him, though
So we can't afford to shrug it off
No time to waste,
He might make the whole world fall
When you hear his name,
Be sure to give your all
Chase Young, as mighty as you are
You're nothing more than humankind's hideous, ugly scar
Chase Young, mislead and vile are you
We'll all send you away!
Chase Young, don't hold it all inside
Yes, this battle will be a dangerous and bumpy ride
Chase Young, you know what we will do
To keep your evil schemes at bay!
I'm fine with monsters on TV,
But the worst one I see
Is one trying to destroy us all
A menace to society
A threat to you and me
Causing both sides to go all-out brawl
Let's hope, combined,
We can make this monster fall
When he says his name,
He's going to get our all
The Tick OC bio--The Black HoodGENERAL INFO
Name: Claire Faulkner
Alias: The Black Hood
Character for: "The Tick"
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Voice Actor: Scarlett Johansson
Zodiac sign: Gemini
DOB: May 24, 1985
LOB: Indianapolis, Indiana
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Marital Status: Single
Theme Song: "Out ta Get Me" by Guns n Roses
Couple Theme Song: "Hellfire" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Sad Theme Song: "Lilium" from Elfen Lied
Battle Theme Song: "A Warrior's Call" by Volbeat
Build: Slim, athletic
Skin Color: Caucasian
Hair/Fur Color: Champagne blonde with teal streaks in the front
Eye Color: Chocolate
Hair Style: Shoulder-length, front locks pinned back from the top of the head
Wears: A hoodie, a turtleneck, jeans, leather boots and leather gloves--all black.
Extra (Y/N): No
WHAT IS HE/SHE LIKE?
Personality: Cold, calculating, greedy, and utterly ruthless. These are just some of the words that come to mind wh
Experience Points - Part 1'Alright. Enough.' A hand swept through perky, blonde hair, picking up loose strands and removing them from a pair of deep, blue eyes. 'I think you've had a little bit too much time playing games.'
'Nuh-uh!' came the shrill reply. A can of soda was lobbed over the top of the couch, missing the blonde by centimetres. 'It's only been...like...'
'...four hours and thirty-eighty minutes? Come on, Wynn.'
The little girl known as "Wynn" sunk further into the cushions, presenting an engorged, crisp-stuffed stomach to the world. '...that's less than a car trip to the beach, though...' She blew her droopy, raven ponytail out of her face. 'I'm nearly finished, Kiki. Geez. Remind me never to give you the mic - probably get banned for being underaged...'
"Kiki" folded her arms across her generous chest. 'Firstly, it's "Akiko." Secondly, don't call me that, I'm not a witch. And thirdly, underaged? I'm clearly older and more mature than you.'
'Says the one arguing with an eleven year-old.' Wynn nary
Lifestyles With Minerva Mink Episode 12The following episode of Lifestyles With MINERVA MINK(R) is rated....
14+ LSV for Violence, Sexual Conduct and Language
May not be suitable for younger viewers under 14.
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LIFESTYLES WITH MINERVA MINK(R)
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MINERVA'S BOYFRIEND RETURNS
Original Story and Written by: SHREKRULEZ
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Story Directed by: SHREKRULEZ
At the STARSTRIP joint, lots of male customers going ga ga for the most
attractive winning champ for defeating the most unstoppable kickboxer
ever around the planet.
HARVEY: THERE SHE IS, GENTLEMEN!
THE GRAND KICKBOXING CHAMPION IN THE WHOLE WIDE FRIGGING WORLD!
(got her championship belt while wearing her sexy b
Mpreg Dating and Ed's JulietteWe returned to curriculums after a week of absence, catching up on all the missing school work took its toll on each of us. As did the love in the air. During the lectures and after class, all I could think about was Rebecca Fannigan. She sat a row down from me and eight chairs to the right, and at times I would catch her peeking over her shoulder and pursing her gentle lips at me in a smile. Her almost black chestnut hair was always perfectly curled and her green eyes lit up my heart like the green flash at the end of a sunset. An angel in my eyes.
I know it sounds cliché, only such a vixen would never take to the likes of me: a shaggy blonde with nothing but a faux arm, child support, and a guardian to my name.
So I went to my last resort for asking advice.
"Yeah, she's in one our of classes actually." I explained to Taylor as we cleaned up from earliers lab, stuffing the rest of the scopes into cabinets.
"So, ask her out." He shrugged, a quick tone in his voice.
The Stori of Hte Saroti Koeiji CH6FINALSO satori swas trapped in thte bosx of invisble while eren and reaise n make weed.
"Youll ne veeer get awya wit ht his eren jaegar!" sadi stori/
"Hh aHA HAH HAhh aHHA hh a AHA Hhah fuck you we aleady have u lil bitch" said eren
Sato ri pulled out a nohter spleencard and ryelled "RECOLLECTION-MASTER SPORK" AND BROke throug h the invsble cage and she were free!!!!!!!
Stroi and eren wre face to face (resin ran aywa becas ue she sa little bitch) in a mandrake batte!
After stori complte her master spork spleencard, eren pulled out a specclard and shouted "GALAXY IN A POT". Th en satori was surdongded by pentragrm (ILLUMINATI!!!11!!) tihgnis which barfed colrful raindbow potatoes and hda homing snowballl bulets. Stori dodeged them bu t eve nrtually go th it by a starayy buller!! Stary was kaknockered to teh ground the n pinned down bdy eeirring.
"STORI YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR RIME" said eren
"Orly?" sad satori
AND THEN AT THAT MOMETN UTSUSHO MOTHERUFUCKING REIUJI SPLEENED THO
Rainy Days1. RAINY DAYS
It was raining in Pitlover again. Maria groaned in aggravation, her raven-black tresses stuck to her temple as she and Ezreal were about to set off on a picnic with Coralie and Arthur. They were standing outside Ezreal's house when it started to pour down rain.
"Dammit, Ez. I hate the rain." she whined to Ezreal who managed to always look hot and sexy while still wet. Ezreal laughed, touching her cheek affectionately. "You're so cute when you whine."
Maria blushed but smiled back; she loved Ezreal with all her heart. Sure, Ezreal was still the cocky boy that she first met, but she made him try harder. It was like the song Stay with Me by John Newman. This wasn't love, but she'd stay with him until he was better.
"Uh oh." Maria said suddenly.
"I remembered that today I had plans with Katarina."
"Oh..." Ezreal looked disappointed. Katarina and Garen were getting married soon and Maria wa
I Wish I Was Normal ~Chapter 15“Oooooh, Oooooh, Radioactive! Radioactive!” I sing loudly, as the water beats down on my exposed back. I stand beneath the midget shower I installed myself on the second floor of my bookshelf. It isn’t flash, like a real shower, but it serves its purpose. Mum and I cut up one of those flour sifters and strung it up to resemble a showerhead. All I have to do is pour water into the bucket suspended overhead and presto! You’ve got yourself a fully functioning mini-shower! “I raise my flag, and don my clothes… it’s a revolution I suppose…” I continue to sing, whilst lathering soap over my tanned skin and feeling the warm water rinse it off. Droplets run down my hair ant the sides of my face. “We’re painted re-“
“Will you shut up, bro?” A voice yells over my singing. I wince slightly at its amplitude, having no ear protection on at the moment, but it doesn’t bother me too much.
“You sing in the s
PP: TAN Chapter 3None of Mrs. Bennet’s well honed skills—her blunt, forceful inquiries; her belligerent, incessant badgering; her wild and baseless suppositions—drew any favorable response from her husband as to Mr. Bingley’s alluring wealth . . . of personality . . . and character. Of course. In lieu of answering, Mr. Bennet would simply lick a finger and turn the page of whatever piece of literature occupied him at the time, a practice he employed, much to the bewilderment of his wife, even when not in possession of a book; and so she contrived to gather her information through the time-honoured means preferred by all proper civilizations: Gossip, which Lady Lucas gladly gave, as it made an otherwise ignorable character somewhat pertinent to the narrative at hand, if only briefly. Lady Lucas declared Mr. Bingley to be excessively agreeable—young, handsome, well endowed . . . with a bounty of riches . . . and of highest import, to be attending Hertfordsh
Drex The Leptolapsus - Murder and MadnessDrex The Leptolapsus
Murder and Madness
Chickens cried out in terror as I pounced for glory! Wings flapped and feathers littered the air inside the coop! As they made a break for their escape, I chased them in hot pursuit, ecstatic with the thrill of the hunt.
Suddenly, from outside, the farmer's door clattered open and the voice of a strong, brawny man shouted, “Girls! What's gotten into you!”
Farmer Brom hurried to the entrance of the chicken coop, leaning back in shock once he saw my sleazy form pounce on the last chicken out—my face ripe with glee as I felt my paws pin the bird to the ground!
“You!” Brom exclaimed!
I peered up sheepishly up at Farmer Brom.
“How the devil did you get past my traps!” the brawny farmer hollered. “I laid em out especially for you! Get off of that chicken!”
He was an intimating human being, so naturally I scuffled back a bit, le
I Wish I Was Normal ~Chapter 4It isn’t hard to notice that the blonde haired kid in front of me is both annoyed and freaked at the same time. His mouth hangs agape, like someone’s decided that it would be funny to unhinge his jaw. I’m tempted to roll me eyes at him, but that wasn’t going to be the best strategy for making friends. Man, I wish he’s stop staring, though. “Well, I’m pleased to meet you.” I pull off a cheeky grin at… Thomas? Yeah, I think that’s what he said his name was. In seconds, he’s tensed up, causing my smile to fade a little. Why can’t he just act natural? When he doesn’t make a move to reply, I sigh under my breath and pick myself up from the checked pencil case to inspect his drawing, which is a rough sketch of a teenage girl. The way he’s captured her doll shaped face and outlined the detail in her flowing hair astonishes me.
“You’re good.” I comment as I stand beside the thick sketchbook. S
Ode to a Knucklehead -Part 2-"THE FRONTIER FORMAL?!" Osaka cried.
"THREE WEEKS?!" Kagura screeched.
"THE PENINSULA HOTEL?!" Tomo howled.
Chiyo-chan stared in fear at her three shocked classmates with wide eyes. She had never even considered that the infamous Knuckleheads would react in such a frightening way. The small girl was at a total loss of words.
"Would you three quit scaring Chiyo-chan?!" Yomi retorted. She knelt to Chiyo-chan's height and patted her head. "Just because you guys are jealous doesn't mean that you have the right to take it out on everybody else!"
"But it's the biggest shindig in Japan!" Osaka whined.
"Yeah, how could we not be jealous?" Kagura agreed.
"We are NOT jealous!" Tomo piped up. "Think about it: if Chiyo-chan is going, that means, not just us, but everyone else in the whole school will be missing out! Right, Yomi?"
"Actually, the Mauville Gym Leader, Wattson, is my grandfather, so I'm going too." Yomi concurred.
After a moment of silence, Tomo lowered her head a
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